KLUB KUPO

TALL or smoll, our hearts and doors are open to all!

About us

STRIKING OUT ON THE NEW FRONTIER OF DYNAMIS, KLUB KUPO’s MISSION IS TO BRING SOMETHING NEW AND BEAUTIFUL TO HALICARNASSUS.
Klub Kupo is the HEART of Lalaland and is the flagship of it's attractions.

Rules

All services use in-game currency only (gil). We do NOT participate in RMT (real market trading).Every visitor, patron, and all staff must adhere to these terms and conditions.
Failure to do so could result in actions being taken, such as a warning, being removed from all lists and services within Lalaland, a report to Square Enix, etc..
Klub Kupo and Lalaland reserve the right to accept or deny any persons for any reason..Age:
You MUST be 18 or older to drink any alcoholic beverages Klub Kupo has to offer.
All staff is above the age of 18.Conduct:
All staff and patrons must conduct themselves in a manner that is not malicious and purposefully upsetting to any individual. If a complaint is issued, it will be investigated in a timely manner. If anyone feels uncomfortable in any way, do not hesitate to say something to the manager or their assistant.
Examples of ill-conduct: Trolling, stalking, name calling, etc...Absolutely no ERP within Lalaland.

Manager

Chadelina Winemixer

Proprietor of Klub Kupo and Lalaland
Manager of Klub Kupo
Hello friends, I am Chadelina Winemixer, the owner and visionary of Lalaland; Dynamis's very first theme park! I have been on a long journey through Eorzea, taking me into the most savage of battles, the most ultimate of venues, playing in famous bard bands and a lot in between.In that time I have seen many wonders, and it is my hope to share some of the wonderous experiences I've had across our world, through our amazing multi plot park in beautiful Shirogane 12 on Halicarnassus!I'm very active in our world, and am rather easy to find if one has a mind to, and love making new friends! Whether it's a community event, a private party, content progression, crafting, or most other things... there is a good chance I am interested in what you are up to, so don't hesitate to send me a tell or message in Discord.I look forward to getting to know all of you better and making magical memories in Lalaland together.

⭐Superstar Package⭐

⭐3,000,000 per Month⭐

⭐Increased Wager Limits⭐
Superstars enjoy double the standard wager limits at our gambling table.⭐high stakes monthly⭐
Exclusive access to private high-stakes Thanalan Hold‘em weeklies hosted via tomestone ((discord)).⭐Greenback Lounge⭐
Enjoy Exclusive access to our Greenback Lounge ViP room, conveniently located near our gambling table.⭐Complimentary Food & Tinctures⭐
Receive 40 free food or tinctures of your choice from the New World once monthly.⭐Event Rental Discount⭐
Get 25% off our rates for private rental of the klub and FC rooms for special events including our prestigious Mooglemotion Cinema.

⭐Gpose Session⭐
One free 3-shot, 2-pose gpose session per month.⭐Custom Drink on Arrival⭐
Enjoy a custom drink on arrival at Klub Kupo where we know you and your drink.⭐Parkwide Discounts⭐
10% Off purchases from the Atelier or Kupo Koutere (custom mods) and entry fees for events (Dungeons and Dragons, Murder Mysteries etc)⭐Bottle Service⭐
Bottle service is available for Superstars on a first come first serve basis for 2 million Gil a night, allowing you and up to 7 friends to hang out on stage with the artists, dance, and party the night away to your hearts content.⭐Free Raffle Entry⭐
One free entry into any raffles in the park, once weekly.

Klub Attractions

Blackjack

Card Values:
Ace: Counts as 1 or 11.
Face Cards (11, 12, 13): Count as 10.
Numbered Cards (2-10): Count as their face value.Objective:
Beat the dealer by having a higher hand or by making the dealer bust without exceeding 21.Gameplay:
Dealer's Hand: Dealer draws one card at the start, and a second after players act.
Player's Hand: Each player starts with two cards.
Player Decisions: Hit, stand, split, or double down.Dealer Rules:
Stand on hard 17 or more.
Hit until reaching at least 17.Winning and Payouts:
Winning Hand: Higher than the dealer’s or dealer busts.
Natural Blackjack: An Ace + 10 (2 cards) beats any 3-card 21.
Standard Win: 2.0x the bet.
Natural Blackjack: 2.5x the bet.
Natural Tie: Player wins if both have Natural Blackjack.Splitting:
When: If dealt a pair.
How: Split into two hands, each receiving one extra card. Play each hand separately.Blackjacks off split ARE NOT naturalDoubling Down:
When: After first two cards if confident one more card can win.
How: Place an additional bet, receive one final card.
Rules: Can double down after splitting too.Betting Limits:
Standard: 50k - 500k gil.
Superstars (VIPs): Limits doubled.

Smol Wonders Atelier

At Smol Wonders, we can craft anything in-game for a super reasonable price—5% below the current week’s market value on Universalis. Shopping with Smol Wonders not only supports small businesses but also helps make the magic happen in Lalaland.No order is too great or small! For items not from the current expansion, we ask for a 24-hour turnaround. Shop with us for all your combat food and potion needs, and save a ton of money over market board prices while supporting the park!

Photo Booth

Our photographers offer premium Gpose services with a focus on creating exceptional visuals.Base Rate: 100,000 gil per pose.
Additional Photos: 50,000 gil for each picture within a pose.
Additional People: 75,000 gil per person in a pose.
Specialized Poses: Klub Kupo boasts a team of highly skilled Gpose artists capable of crafting virtually any scene. For specialized poses, please consult with our artists for pricing and feasibility.Availability: Photography sessions are available both during and after Klub Kupo and park hours by appointment.